Dear OSU Biophysics PhD program,
When can I have my husband back? I miss him. I know this is just a phase and that once the semester is over things will slow down and he can work more on the contract for his candidacy exam. And that is what is causing him so much stress. So can the end of this semester be now? That would be awesome!

Dear People who buy expensive sunglasses,
I don’t get it. I can buy a pair of knock-off ray-bans for $10 or $12. I understand that better quality is important. Which is why I also understand it may not be worth it to buy $5 sunnies or cheaper, because I’ve broken plenty of those in my life. But I can’t fathom spending hundreds on something that I could easily lose within a week.

Dear people who don’t clean up after their dogs,
Really? If you live in an apartment, you share your back yard with lots of other people. Just be courteous like the rest of us. Thanks!

Dear High Heels and pointy toed shoes,
Why are you even a thing? I’ll admit, I own a couple pairs of heels. But I never wear them only wear them on very special occasions like my wedding. But the pointy toe thing, I just don’t get. They’re painful. And frankly I don’t even think they are that cute.

Dear Bachelor fans,
Don’t hate me, but I don’t get this either. To paraphrase a Facebook status I saw yesterday, if a man in real life kissed 20 girls and told them all he loved them on a daily basis, we would call him a cheater. But if you put him on TV, we call him The Bachelor! It is so true! I have never seen the appeal.

Dear Groceries,
We made an amazing discovery together recently. I discovered that I can carry you in in two trips! Shocking, right? I always try my hardest to get you all at once, but the other day I decided to step out of my comfort zone a little and leave some of you to come back for later. That decision changed my life and opened a door to so many possibilities! My arms don’t have to ache anymore!

Dear Once Upon A Time [SPOILERS],
Thank you, thank you, thank you! Thank you for bringing on one of my all-time favorite fairy tale characters as the new bad guy! I am so psyched to see yet another story behind the Wicked Witch of the West and I am more hooked (see what I did there) on your show than every before (if that’s even possible)!